The only torture I condone is by parents

So, I feel that it is a perk that every parent should be able to enjoy...of course I'm talking about torturing your kids. In 16 years when I'm showing these pictures to Cassie's boyfriend I will politely let her know that it is payback for always waking up in the middle of the night and demanding food. That's not insensitive, is it? Oh well, I can live with it. We still need to take the really embarassing naked pictures...(insert evil laugh here).

Who has a kid?

So, my brother-in-law and sister-in-law were over tonight. Then they decide that they are going to go to the grocery store. So, my wife decides that she will go as well. Long story short, I follow them all out into the driveway and as my wife is getting in the car and getting ready to leave she wants to know if I'm coming. Meanwhile, our daughter is sleeping in the house!

So, I politely ask my wife...."And who would be staying and watching Cassie?"

And the light comes on...I guess it happens to everyone at some point. At least I didn't jump in the car and drive away with them. :)