Parents! Have you ever found yourself cursing because your baby just won’t keep their binky in their mouth? Are you tired of thinking “There’s got to be a better way”? Well, look no further! Here at ET Industries we have solved your every worry! Introducing the patented Binky Harness. Not only does it keep the binky in the mouth for hours of enjoyment for your baby, but it looks aesthetically pleasing. You can order the Binky Harness in any color so it matches different outfits. Three Binky Harnesses are only $19.95 plush S&H!! What a deal!
Note: No babies were harmed during testing of this new product. Also, for all of you up-tight people out there, we removed it shortly after installation because it is probably not a good idea to tie it onto your baby.
Coming out soon, the Baby Security System! Includes a rabid pit bull to place in the crib with your baby so he/she can’t be kidnapped. Warning: Make sure your child is actually kept in a smaller dog proof cage inside the crib.
Hey! It's just like the hands-free cell phone!
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